Hetalia - Wipeout: IntroductionAmerica was eating a McDonalds hamburger while surfing the channels for something to watch. He found all his American shows were starting to get old and boring and he wanted something funny to watch, something he could laugh at. "I wonder if I can make a new TV show that is super funny and awesome!"America finished his burger and went to the one place that held all answers for his questions. "To the internet!" America sat himself down in his chair and began looking around the internet at funny stuff he thought people would like to watch. His research brought him to Wimp.com and a video of a show from Japan. "Huh, this looks kind of cool."The six minute video was of various contestants trying to get across an obstacle course while doing everything they could to not fall to the ground. "Hahaha! That guy looked so stupid, hahaha! Face full of flour!"After America finished watching some of Japan's game shows, he got an idea. "Okay, I know what my new TV show will be about!"America got
Hetalia on CleverbotUser: Honhonhonhon~Cleverbot: KesesesesUser: PRUSSIA~Cleverbot: Yes, kesesesesUser: AwesomeCleverbot: Prussia is awesome!!User: Indeed he isCleverbot: I know! User: Draw a circle, there's the earth...Cleverbot: Is god a man or a woman?User: Draw a circle, there's the earth...Cleverbot: Is there life on other planets?User: Draw a circle, there's the earth...Cleverbot: What about the rest of the universe, not including earth?User: I AM HETALIA!Cleverbot: Soo am IUser: FLYING MINT BUNNY~Cleverbot: Flying?!?!?!User: YesCleverbot: Right here right now?User: YesCleverbot: Can I be the Bride?User: NoCleverbot: Can I be the car?User: NoCleverbot: Why not?User: Well maybe, but you would have to ask Japan about thatCleverbot: Coke of Pepsi?User: BEERCleverbot: But you don't want to drink beer right now, do you?User: I always drink German beer!Cleverbot: DO you work on Saturday?User: I sleep... With my cat... on SaturdayCleverbot: What time on Saturday?User: Mo
Hetalia Nations' BirthdaysBecause I am a lazy derp feel these are important to know.Note: These are what are considered the current national holidays of these countries, not necessarily the actual days they were originally founded.January:Prussia - 18February:Greece - 3New Zealand - 6Japan - 11Spain - 12Lithuania - 16Estonia - 24Egypt - 28March:Bulgaria - 3Italy - 17April:Belgium - 19Australia - 21England - 23May:Norway - 17Cuba - 20Cameroon - 20June:Ladonia - 2Denmark - 5Sweden - 6Iceland - 17Seychelles - 18July:Canada - 1Hong Kong - 1America - 4Liechtenstein - 12France - 14Netherlands - 26August:Switzerland - 1South Korea - 15India - 15Hungary - 20Ukraine - 24Belarus - 25Moldova - 27September:Vietnam - 2Sealand - 2Molossia - 3October:Cyprus - 1Germany - 3China - 10Taiwan - 25Austria - 26Turkey - 29November:Poland - 11Turkish Republic of Norther Cyprus - 15Wy - 15Latvia - 18Monaco - 19December:Romania - 1Finland - 6Thailand - 10Macau - 20Russia
If you don't have anything nice to say...Perhaps I should make myself clear that I like doing what I do, and no one can tell me otherwise.As I updated a special version of Germany Reaction Series yesterday, a wild stranger commented. Now, I'm not going to state who - because that would just be terrible for me to do, even though she was the one who started to talk rudely to me."This is garbage. Fanfiction trash like this isn't art."I do not know what her standards of art is, but to me - art is something from the heart that has creativity and can spread around a larger idea.Then she goes on to say that Hetalia is trash.Now, I think that's just terrible. Not only is she calling my deviation garbage, but calling Himaruya's piece trash.I was terribly disappointed at the act of this person.I want to thank those who stood up for the deviation and myself: lexicat00, StardustWingsLight, IheartWaffies and Aqua1010.All I'm wanting to say is really: If you have nothing nice to say, please keep yo
How The world Would End In Hetalia!REPOSTED FROM MY OLD ACCOUNT: :Iconanimearielle:Belarus stops trying to make Russia become one with her!Poland stops cross-dressing!Ukraine gets breast reduction!France stops being a perv!Italy opens his eyes for a long time!Russia starts hating Vodka!Japan stops being modest, and stops having personal space issues!America goes on a SERIOUS diet!Romano stops being a dick!Germany would be totally calm! And not short tempered!England cooking would taste good!The Baltic's No longer fear Russia!Greece stops being Lazy and starts hating cats!Hungary, stops being all House wife and stops hitting people with her skillet!Prussia, stops annoying the shit out of people and stops saying he is awesome!Austria, stops playing piano!Switzerland, stops shooting people and threatening to hit them with his peace prize!China, stops complaining and loving pandas!Spain, quits obsessing over Romano and Italy!Sweden, says that Finland is not his wife!Finland, stops fearing Sweden.Grandp
200 Point Giveaway! (CLOSED!)*This contest is CLOSED! The winner was #71 or :iconChristieMars:! http://tinypic.com/r/257fvd5/6Alright, so as a thank you to my watchers, and to everybody here at dA...I'm hosting a giveaway!Let me break it down for ya:The prize? 200 !Rules? You don't have to be watching me, but I do suggest faving this journal (not mandatory). Leave ONE* comment, and I'll give you a #.How do you win? If your number's chosen, you win! I'll use random.org to choose the winner.End date? September 1st at 11:59 CST. Make sure to comment before then! Good luck! *If you comment more than once, it kinda screws up my numbering. SO, if you do comment more than once, I'll hide ALL of your comments and you won't be entered. Fair warning, guys.
Oh glob... My neighbor made me cry.So I was outside shoveling my driveway, when my neighbor (He's in Kindergarten) comes over to help me. Well, while we were working he tells me how he watched the Good Luck Charlie episode where they showed a little girl who had two moms, and then he asks me "Alice, is that ok?" And I said "I think it's perfectly fine. But other people don't think that it is." and he says "Why?" and I say "Some people think of it as a bad thing, that boys should only like girls, and girls can only like boys. They see liking the same gender as a sin, something that god says isn't acceptable." Then at that moment he starts to CRY. I felt so bad, I didn't want him to cry so I pull him into a hug and while he cries he says "Why is it so bad to love someone? People should be allowed to love anyone they want. Why is god so mean to them?" and at this moment I seriously just want to cry myself to death. This child, who is about 5, is crying because people and god won't accept those who just want to love. Gah, o
Contest TimeI was thinking (this can be a very, very scary thing!) ….. I want to hold a personal contest. Deadline: July 1st 2013 at midnight EDT. The Rules: It has to be Hetalia themed. It can be a reader insert or just the characters themselves. It must be a NEW story! Deviations made before this journal will NOT be accepted! Any kind and theme you want to do! I like to see different things. As an example: I recently read one were they had the character as a priest. I just love this idea – it's edgy and different. Don't forget about the 2p's, nyo, nagas, Trios, songfics (send me a link to the song in the description), etc. Also characters you don't see all that much. AKA Scotland, Wales, Ireland, Australia, etc. Lemons are okay for this contest, just make sure you're actually can write one! Lemons aren't easy to write, and to write them well is even harder.
How to Write a Good XReaderA lot of people really like my XReader stories and some people have even asked me to read their stories and to give advice on how to improve or asked me how I make such good XReader stories. So I decided to make this journal to give the few tips I can, I'm no expert and my stories are nowhere near perfection or anything of that sort. These are just the few tips I would give anyone who is interested in writing or does write XReader insert stories.(THIS IS JUST MY OPINION)Alrighty then~1. Be descriptive. XReader stories are nice when they are short and cute. I will use a lousy salad comparison. When you write a story with the characters and make them fall in love, it is cute and like a salad. You just have what is needed but when you add in a lot of description- it is like adding salad dressing, tomatoes, and cucumbers. A salad is usually better when there is more in it, depending on a person's preferences. I usually like a story more when there is a lot of descriptio
PSA Please readOkay, I'm going to say this once, an I don't want to ever have to say it ever again.Do notNOTNOT NOTNOTNOTDO NOT pressure an artist, writer, cosplayer, Rper, ect. to do something they are uncomfortable with. Just don't. Here's a list of reasons why:1. It makes them want to stop2. It makes them angry3. It makes them want to ignore you4. It doesn't make them like you5. They get frustrated6. They get depressed7. You look like an assholeDo I need to go on?I'll give you a personal account.I'm a fanfic writer as some of you may know. Recently I had someone try and pressure me into taking my last project in a direction I didn't want to go. I tried to explain that I plan my stories out in a pretty detailed way to begin with, and knew exactly how my story was going to progress, but they insisted. I felt terrible. I felt like I wasn't good enough, like what I had to give wasn't enough for this person. In fact, I
N.E.E.A.S.W.A.P.Today, I shall take the liberty of telling you a story about the great importance of proper grammar. Even I make this mistake every now and then, but sometimes, I can't help it.In my senior high school year of English, my teacher shared a story with my class on this very important rule: N.E.E.A.S.W.A.P.Never ever end a sentence with a preposition.And, as he told the story to my classmates and me, I shall tell the story to you, my readers, alas with their names remaining anonymous. Commence.My English teacher had a professor from southern America who happened to own perhaps the largest collection of ???? Brown (?) works in the entire world. She had the honor of being invited to attend [something] in Harvard University, one of the most prestigious schools in America and perhaps in the world, too. There, she would be able to meet [So-and-so] who happened to be a very distinguished professor specializing in the analysis of the works of ??? Brown (?).(By the way, for those of you who h
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