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Hetalia - Wipeout: Introduction
America was eating a McDonalds hamburger while surfing the channels for something to watch. He found all his American shows were starting to get old and boring and he wanted something funny to watch, something he could laugh at. "I wonder if I can make a new TV show that is super funny and awesome!"
America finished his burger and went to the one place that held all answers for his questions. "To the internet!" America sat himself down in his chair and began looking around the internet at funny stuff he thought people would like to watch. His research brought him to Wimp.com and a video of a show from Japan. "Huh, this looks kind of cool."
The six minute video was of various contestants trying to get across an obstacle course while doing everything they could to not fall to the ground. "Hahaha! That guy looked so stupid, hahaha! Face full of flour!"
After America finished watching some of Japan's game shows, he got an idea. "Okay, I know what my new TV show will be about!"
Hetalia on Cleverbot
Cleverbot: Yes, keseseses
Cleverbot: Prussia is awesome!!
User: Indeed he is
Cleverbot: I know!
User: Draw a circle, there's the earth...
Cleverbot: Is god a man or a woman?
User: Draw a circle, there's the earth...
Cleverbot: Is there life on other planets?
User: Draw a circle, there's the earth...
Cleverbot: What about the rest of the universe, not including earth?
User: I AM HETALIA!
Cleverbot: Soo am I
User: FLYING MINT BUNNY~
Cleverbot: Right here right now?
Cleverbot: Can I be the Bride?
Cleverbot: Can I be the car?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Well maybe, but you would have to ask Japan about that
Cleverbot: Coke of Pepsi?
Cleverbot: But you don't want to drink beer right now, do you?
User: I always drink German beer!
Cleverbot: DO you work on Saturday?
User: I sleep... With my cat... on Saturday
Cleverbot: What time on Saturday?
Contest TimeI was thinking (this can be a very, very scary thing!) …..
I want to hold a personal contest.
Deadline: July 1st 2013 at midnight EDT.
It has to be Hetalia themed. It can be a reader insert or just the characters themselves.
It must be a NEW story! Deviations made before this journal will NOT be accepted!
Any kind and theme you want to do! I like to see different things. As an example: I recently read one were they had the character as a priest. I just love this idea – it's edgy and different. Don't forget about the 2p's, nyo, nagas, Trios, songfics (send me a link to the song in the description), etc. Also characters you don't see all that much. AKA Scotland, Wales, Ireland, Australia, etc.
Lemons are okay for this contest, just make sure you're actually can write one! Lemons aren't easy to write, and to write them well is even harder.
200 Point Giveaway! (CLOSED!)*This contest is CLOSED! The winner was #71 or :iconChristieMars:! http://tinypic.com/r/257fvd5/6
Alright, so as a thank you to my watchers, and to everybody here at dA...I'm hosting a giveaway!
Let me break it down for ya:
The prize? 200 !
Rules? You don't have to be watching me, but I do suggest faving this journal (not mandatory). Leave ONE* comment, and I'll give you a #.
How do you win? If your number's chosen, you win! I'll use random.org to choose the winner.
End date? September 1st at 11:59 CST. Make sure to comment before then!
*If you comment more than once, it kinda screws up my numbering. SO, if you do comment more than once, I'll hide ALL of your comments and you won't be entered. Fair warning, guys.
How The world Would End In Hetalia!REPOSTED FROM MY OLD ACCOUNT: :Iconanimearielle:
Belarus stops trying to make Russia become one with her!
Poland stops cross-dressing!
Ukraine gets breast reduction!
France stops being a perv!
Italy opens his eyes for a long time!
Russia starts hating Vodka!
Japan stops being modest, and stops having personal space issues!
America goes on a SERIOUS diet!
Romano stops being a dick!
Germany would be totally calm! And not short tempered!
England cooking would taste good!
The Baltic's No longer fear Russia!
Greece stops being Lazy and starts hating cats!
Hungary, stops being all House wife and stops hitting people with her skillet!
Prussia, stops annoying the shit out of people and stops saying he is awesome!
Austria, stops playing piano!
Switzerland, stops shooting people and threatening to hit them with his peace prize!
China, stops complaining and loving pandas!
Spain, quits obsessing over Romano and Italy!
Sweden, says that Finland is not his wife!
Finland, stops fearing Sweden.
Bathroom StoryOkay, I normally don't post things about my personal life anymore, but since it's going to be a slow day, I thought I'd share this.
I was minding my own business when my dad messaged me on the computer saying "There's a leek in the bathroom."
Naturally, I asked him which bathroom had the leak since there are three bathrooms in my house.
My dad said it was mine. (I have an entire bathroom to myself.)
I was a little bothered since I'll be going home in a week so coming home to a leaking bathroom didn't sound too enticing.
Then my dad asked if I wanted to see a picture.
Of course, I said yes.
Here's the picture.
Do you see the leak? Because I sure don't.
Wait! Wh-Whazzat on the toilet paper? Why it's...it's a...
That's right! It's a freaking leek! I looked back at the original text, and sure enough, my dad said "There is a leek in the bathroom!"
leek (n): a plant related to the onion
leak (n): a hole in a container
I thought that was a typo!
Needless to say, sp
PSA Please readOkay, I'm going to say this once, an I don't want to ever have to say it ever again.
DO NOT pressure an artist, writer, cosplayer, Rper, ect. to do something they are uncomfortable with. Just don't. Here's a list of reasons why:
1. It makes them want to stop
2. It makes them angry
3. It makes them want to ignore you
4. It doesn't make them like you
5. They get frustrated
6. They get depressed
7. You look like an asshole
Do I need to go on?
I'll give you a personal account.
I'm a fanfic writer as some of you may know. Recently I had someone try and pressure me into taking my last project in a direction I didn't want to go. I tried to explain that I plan my stories out in a pretty detailed way to begin with, and knew exactly how my story was going to progress, but they insisted. I felt terrible. I felt like I wasn't good enough, like what I had to give wasn't enough for this person. In fact, I
Hetalia Nations' BirthdaysBecause I am a lazy derp feel these are important to know.
Note: These are what are considered the current national holidays of these countries, not necessarily the actual days they were originally founded.
Prussia - 18
Greece - 3
New Zealand - 6
Japan - 11
Spain - 12
Lithuania - 16
Estonia - 24
Egypt - 28
Bulgaria - 3
Italy - 17
Belgium - 19
Australia - 21
England - 23
Norway - 17
Cuba - 20
Cameroon - 20
Ladonia - 2
Denmark - 5
Sweden - 6
Iceland - 17
Seychelles - 18
Canada - 1
Hong Kong - 1
America - 4
Liechtenstein - 12
France - 14
Netherlands - 26
Switzerland - 1
South Korea - 15
India - 15
Hungary - 20
Ukraine - 24
Belarus - 25
Moldova - 27
Vietnam - 2
Sealand - 2
Molossia - 3
Cyprus - 1
Germany - 3
China - 10
Taiwan - 25
Austria - 26
Turkey - 29
Poland - 11
Turkish Republic of Norther Cyprus - 15
Wy - 15
Latvia - 18
Monaco - 19
Romania - 1
Finland - 6
Thailand - 10
Macau - 20
N.E.E.A.S.W.A.P.Today, I shall take the liberty of telling you a story about the great importance of proper grammar. Even I make this mistake every now and then, but sometimes, I can't help it.
In my senior high school year of English, my teacher shared a story with my class on this very important rule: N.E.E.A.S.W.A.P.
Never ever end a sentence with a preposition.
And, as he told the story to my classmates and me, I shall tell the story to you, my readers, alas with their names remaining anonymous. Commence.
My English teacher had a professor from southern America who happened to own perhaps the largest collection of ???? Brown (?) works in the entire world. She had the honor of being invited to attend [something] in Harvard University, one of the most prestigious schools in America and perhaps in the world, too. There, she would be able to meet [So-and-so] who happened to be a very distinguished professor specializing in the analysis of the works of ??? Brown (?).
(By the way, for those of you who h
Possible Bases For Hetalia Fan FictionsThis is what happens when I'm alone in my room watching Deadly Women and I decide to look through my bookshelf, because I totally just found an old book I have about monsters from all over the world.
And then I thought of Hetalia. And then I thought up a totally legitimate excuse to post a journal about about it.
I was just thinking about all the opportunities these legends offer for Hetalia fan fictions of all kinds, including reader inserts. These would have a more mythical, historical view, a combination I know a lot of people enjoy, including myself. I think these subjects are things that could and should be included in a little more often. After all, a lot of people do like a good story. I picture reader inserts where either a country is telling you a tale from their homeland for whatever reason (like you can't sleep), or maybe the myths are actually true and you're living through them. And because I have nothing el
Hetalia Literature Contest!Yay, my first contest! :iconfuckyeahamericaplz:
Okay, so this is a Hetalia literature contest, not just for reader inserts, which I feel are taking over the entire fandom.
R U L E S:
You MAY make a reader insert, but you do not HAVE to. It can be any Hetalia piece of writing, like Country x OC, Country x Country, a songfic, based on a book or movie, or just random Hetalia. YES, THAT MEANS YOU CAN WRITE A :iconlemonplz:, though be warned, I don't favor them over other types of writing. You can add plenty of violence or gore, I don't mind. Heck, you can make it into a poem for all I care!
The only kind of writing I will not allow is crack, because I find that really hard to judge.
IF YOU WRITE SOMETHING BASED ON A SONG, MOVIE, BOOK, ETC, YOU HAVE TO GIVE CREDIT WHERE IT IS DUE.
You may write up to THREE entries, but you can write less than three if you want to.
Also, please do not flame other contestants, because then you will be
La di da~ :3:iconamericaravepls::iconcanadaraveplz::iconfranceraveplz::iconraverussiaplz::iconravechinaplz::iconjapanraveplz::iconprussiaraveplz::icongermanyraveplz::iconitalyraveplz::iconromanoraveplz::icondenmarkraveplz::iconswedenraveplz::iconfinlandraveplz::iconicelandraveplz::iconnorwayraveplz::iconswissraveplz::iconbelraveplz::iconsealandraveplz::iconraveseychellesplz:
Thanks for 300 watchers
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A Guide to Writing DialogueWhat is dialogue, exactly? The definition from Merriam-Webster’s dictionary was several lines long, so I shall summarize it in a short sentence for the sake of the readers; it’s the writing that illustrates conversations between two or more characters in a story. We read and hear it all around us, but creating it in your own work can be a challenge. However, if you find dialogue an obstacle in your writing, then don’t push the panic button. In this tutorial, you’ll find by analyzing what dialogue can do and how to use it, you can turn your greatest fear into your greatest ally in your story.
What dialogue is
Like I’ve asserted before, dialogue is basically what the characters are saying to each other. It can be found in multiple mediums such as books, movies, comics, video games, etc. We even engage in dialogue daily without even thinking. When you talk to your best friend, a co-worker, or even your dog, you create dialogue. It’s exchang
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