"O Romano, Romano! Wherefore art thou Romano?
Deny thy Grandfather and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be Spain."
This popped into my head and I was like "I must write this down!" So yeah...
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Hetalia - Wipeout: Introduction
America was eating a McDonalds hamburger while surfing the channels for something to watch. He found all his American shows were starting to get old and boring and he wanted something funny to watch, something he could laugh at. "I wonder if I can make a new TV show that is super funny and awesome!"
America finished his burger and went to the one place that held all answers for his questions. "To the internet!" America sat himself down in his chair and began looking around the internet at funny stuff he thought people would like to watch. His research brought him to Wimp.com and a video of a show from Japan. "Huh, this looks kind of cool."
The six minute video was of various contestants trying to get across an obstacle course while doing everything they could to not fall to the ground. "Hahaha! That guy looked so stupid, hahaha! Face full of flour!"
After America finished watching some of Japan's game shows, he got an idea. "Okay, I know what my new TV show will be about!"
Why am I only hearing of this now?It's a good thing I like a bunch of Hetalia Facebook pages. I didn't even know about this new episode until someone posted about it!
It's not subbed, but from what I got, it's about America's birthday and how France gave him the Statue of Liberty. And then England tries to find something to give America for his birthday.
The end, man. I love the end of the episode
EDIT: Someone did a fan sub. Bless this person. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CAlYetWZcY&list=HL1377671918&feature=mh_lolz
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England x Reader: Zombies P1England x Reader P1
"When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."
–George A. Romero
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My name is Arthur Kirkland. I don't know how this all started but somehow I was able to survive while all my friends and family fell into the clutches of the man-eating monsters and virus. I was just a normal high school badass, all the girls would fawn over me while the boys would drown in their jealousy and somehow this outbreak started and ruining everything now here I am walking around with a loaded gun with two girls younger than me. One girl that reaches up to my shoulders, she has (h/l)(h/c) hair and fierce (e/c) eyes, she was 15 years old and the other girl with brown hair tied into two messy pigtails she was 6 years old. It's been 2 months since the virus outbreak started and I met (Your Name) and Michelle, but I'm getting way too ahead
Happy FRIGGEN Birthday China "SUP BITCHES." Vietnam busted through the front door of China's house.
"Ohay Bitch. You're late." Hong Kong was sitting on top of a mexican, just chillin'.
"Shut duh fuck up. I brought PROSTITUTES." Suddenly, two fucking germans in sexy leather outfits walk through the door.
"YOU LIEK TO DANCE, JA?" Prussia pumped up the party music and thrusted his 5 meters at China so hard, Vietnam got an erection.
"AIYAH. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEE~" China got pregnant by looking at a picture of Greece.
"SPARKLE SPARKLE MEIN BITCHES AND HOES." Germany reached into his leather thong, then proceeded to throw handfuls of glitter at the Mexican that Hong Kong was sitting on.
"WHAT THA FACK IS GOING AWN?!" Taiwan frolicked down the stairs and threw an orphaned Italian child at Germany.
~Thrift Shop!~ AmericaXReader
“What what, What what? What what, What what?”
“I’m gonna pop some tags, only got twenty dolla’s in my pocket!”
“I-I I’m huntin’, looking for a come up!”
“THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME.”
“FOR CHRIST’S SAKE, ALFRED.”
He’s been blasting this song in his car for the past three hours, and you were ready to jump out of the car and end your misery. See, your best friend had a way to convince people that terrible ideas were actually good ideas. So naturally, when Alfred had come to you and insisted that you spend your weekend on a road trip to the largest Goodwill in America with him, well, it seemed like a good idea.
In fact, it was probably your biggest mistake of the month. The road trip was fine, but you didn’t understand why you could only listen to this song. Sure, it was fun at first, and it wasn’t eve
Snapped! Canada X Reader - Animal I Have Become~I can’t escape this hell; so many times I’ve tried. But I’m still caged inside. Somebody get me through this nightmare; I can’t control myself~
“Kiss me, mon chéri,” France whispered seductively in your ear.
You shot him the most disgusted look you could possibly manage. France merely chuckled and took your face in his hand.
“Please? You look so lovely tonight, (Name). I just want to express my love,” he said, with a look that could melt any girl’s heart. Any girl except you. You scrambled away from the French man hastily, awkwardly bumping into Hungary in the process.
“Ugh, you’re such a party-pooper, (Name)!” America whined, “It’s just part of the game!” You rolled your eyes.
“This is stupid. Spin-the-bottle is just a dumb game that horny teenage boys play in an attempt to get into a girl’s pants.”
“Who said it was limited to just teenagers?” you overheard P
HetaOni Prussia role play postA/N: Go read the description first!!!
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Gilbert smiled and opened his mouth to say something, only to stop when he heard heavy footsteps lumbering down the hall. Gilbert's eyes widened and he wrapped one arm protectively around Matthew, reaching for his sword with the other. The doorknob started to jiggle, and there were several heavy thuds against it that almost splintered the old wood of the door frame. After a moment, however, the sounds ceased. Gilbert was so relieved that he didn't notice that he never heard the sounds of the footsteps retreating away.
"That was close." he said, standing after he and Matthew quickly redressed. "We'd better get back to the safe room before that thing comes looking for us again." Gilbert unlocked the door and pulled it open, stepping into the hall. His maroon eyes widened when he saw that the Thing had been waiting for them on the other side. That, and suddenly it looked three times larger than before, its gray tree-trunk like arms bulgin
Where Leaving Takes Us [Finland x Reader]Where Leaving Takes Us
Finland x Reader (InuYasha crossover)
You glanced nervously at the clock, '7:55 PM' . You still had an hour and five minutes until Tino came home. That means you had an almost two hours to get the hell out of there.
Tonight was you're last chance. The only night where everybody was out of the house. Tino was working late with Berwald, Emil and Lukas had left to visit some distant family, and Mathias was out drinking with his obnoxious ass friends, Gilbert and Alfred.
The essentials were packed in a small knapsack, you were ready to run.
Well, almost. There was just one thing left to do. Scrambling anxiously to the nice, mahogany writing desk in yours and Tino's shared room, you rummaged through the drawers until you found a spare sheet of paper, then pulling a fountain pen from the small cup resting on the corner of the desk, you scrawled out in hasty, chicken scratch 'I'm saying goodbye- and it feels so good'..
Not bothering to p
My Suicide My Suicide
Why couldn't you,
Just help me hold on?
Why did you always treat me,
Like I had done you wrong?
How come you never told me,
How much you loved me?
Did you think I was so great,
That your mind I could read?
I know I'm not that old,
But this don't seem right
The only choice I have left,
Is to take my own life!
My own life...
This is my, suicide
No longer will I cry,
Myself to sleep at night!
This is my, suicide
I am giving in,
I no longer want to fight...
So this is my...
I know you love my sisters,
More than you do me
I can see it in your eyes,
So what else am I supposed to think?
I'm tired of living life,
With shattered pride
I'm tired of longing for acceptance,
That is always denied!
My life is already over,
I've got nothing to gain,
I just want to take a sharp, sharp knife
And cut out all of my pain!
All of my pain...
This is my, suicide
There will be no tomorrow,
There is only tonight!
This is my, suicide
I am giving in,
I no longer want
(EnglandxReader) ~Fairy Tale~(EnglandxReader)
In which Hansel and Gretel meet the Big Bad Wolf and get chased by a chicken.
It was bright. Way too bright to be only five in the morning. And why was your alarm still beeping? Reaching out, you groped blindly along your dresser, until you found the source of the beeping, smacking it smartly on the top. Instead of going silent it let out an indigent squawk, nipping your fingers.
"Turn the bloody alarm off already."
If the fact that your alarm had just attacked you wasn't strange enough, then the fact that there was a male in your room added to your sudden surge of panic.
Sitting up, you stared, wide eyed, as the scene around you sunk in.
You were not in your bedroom. You weren't even in a house. Tall, grey trees surrounded you, branches broken and charred. Here and there, crows dotted the branches, their ebony eyes gleaming in the bright light.
The sky matched the trees, a depressing shade of grey,
SwedenXchild Reader makeoverSwedenXchild Reader makeover
"DAMN IT BER BERRY, STOP TWITCHING YOUR EYE LIDS" I yelled
"Children shouldn't swear" he says
"Models shouldn't twitch their eye lids while I'm putting eye shadow on them" I growl
I already did Tino's face. I made him a princess. Berwald is going to be a mermaid. Emil sat in the chair afraid...because he was next. Mathias said I could have a tea party with his friends...but you have to look pretty for that.
I mixed the navy and the seaweed green together making scales.
"Hey, Y/n, am I gonna be a king" Mathias asks
"No, your going to be the maid"
Lukas has a little smile on his face. Tino laughs along with Emil. I make a scale on Berwald's cheek
"Why is there going to be make up on my cheek" he asks
"Because your a mermaid"
"More like lizard"Mathias says
oh no. I wanted Berwald to be a mermaid. Now he's a slimy lizard. I sniffle. My face gets heated and a lump form in my throat. Tears started corning my eyes
"Great one, now you made her cry stupid
Dead Man's SwitchIn control, then not -
Sudden loss of grip.
Headlong to where?
Details lost, smudged, streaked.
Careening; no system of
No dead man's switch,
On a fast track -
With or without a god?
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