"O Romano, Romano! Wherefore art thou Romano?
Deny thy Grandfather and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be Spain."
This popped into my head and I was like "I must write this down!" So yeah...
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Why am I only hearing of this now?It's a good thing I like a bunch of Hetalia Facebook pages. I didn't even know about this new episode until someone posted about it!
It's not subbed, but from what I got, it's about America's birthday and how France gave him the Statue of Liberty. And then England tries to find something to give America for his birthday.
The end, man. I love the end of the episode
EDIT: Someone did a fan sub. Bless this person. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CAlYetWZcY&list=HL1377671918&feature=mh_lolz
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Hetalia - Wipeout: Introduction
America was eating a McDonalds hamburger while surfing the channels for something to watch. He found all his American shows were starting to get old and boring and he wanted something funny to watch, something he could laugh at. "I wonder if I can make a new TV show that is super funny and awesome!"
America finished his burger and went to the one place that held all answers for his questions. "To the internet!" America sat himself down in his chair and began looking around the internet at funny stuff he thought people would like to watch. His research brought him to Wimp.com and a video of a show from Japan. "Huh, this looks kind of cool."
The six minute video was of various contestants trying to get across an obstacle course while doing everything they could to not fall to the ground. "Hahaha! That guy looked so stupid, hahaha! Face full of flour!"
After America finished watching some of Japan's game shows, he got an idea. "Okay, I know what my new TV show will be about!"
SwedenXchild Reader makeoverSwedenXchild Reader makeover
"DAMN IT BER BERRY, STOP TWITCHING YOUR EYE LIDS" I yelled
"Children shouldn't swear" he says
"Models shouldn't twitch their eye lids while I'm putting eye shadow on them" I growl
I already did Tino's face. I made him a princess. Berwald is going to be a mermaid. Emil sat in the chair afraid...because he was next. Mathias said I could have a tea party with his friends...but you have to look pretty for that.
I mixed the navy and the seaweed green together making scales.
"Hey, Y/n, am I gonna be a king" Mathias asks
"No, your going to be the maid"
Lukas has a little smile on his face. Tino laughs along with Emil. I make a scale on Berwald's cheek
"Why is there going to be make up on my cheek" he asks
"Because your a mermaid"
"More like lizard"Mathias says
oh no. I wanted Berwald to be a mermaid. Now he's a slimy lizard. I sniffle. My face gets heated and a lump form in my throat. Tears started corning my eyes
"Great one, now you made her cry stupid
(EnglandxReader) ~Fairy Tale~(EnglandxReader)
In which Hansel and Gretel meet the Big Bad Wolf and get chased by a chicken.
It was bright. Way too bright to be only five in the morning. And why was your alarm still beeping? Reaching out, you groped blindly along your dresser, until you found the source of the beeping, smacking it smartly on the top. Instead of going silent it let out an indigent squawk, nipping your fingers.
"Turn the bloody alarm off already."
If the fact that your alarm had just attacked you wasn't strange enough, then the fact that there was a male in your room added to your sudden surge of panic.
Sitting up, you stared, wide eyed, as the scene around you sunk in.
You were not in your bedroom. You weren't even in a house. Tall, grey trees surrounded you, branches broken and charred. Here and there, crows dotted the branches, their ebony eyes gleaming in the bright light.
The sky matched the trees, a depressing shade of grey,
Snapped! Canada X Reader - Animal I Have Become~I can’t escape this hell; so many times I’ve tried. But I’m still caged inside. Somebody get me through this nightmare; I can’t control myself~
“Kiss me, mon chéri,” France whispered seductively in your ear.
You shot him the most disgusted look you could possibly manage. France merely chuckled and took your face in his hand.
“Please? You look so lovely tonight, (Name). I just want to express my love,” he said, with a look that could melt any girl’s heart. Any girl except you. You scrambled away from the French man hastily, awkwardly bumping into Hungary in the process.
“Ugh, you’re such a party-pooper, (Name)!” America whined, “It’s just part of the game!” You rolled your eyes.
“This is stupid. Spin-the-bottle is just a dumb game that horny teenage boys play in an attempt to get into a girl’s pants.”
“Who said it was limited to just teenagers?” you overheard P
The Perfect One (CanadaxReader)The Perfect One
Request for dramaprincess2898
“Matthew, it’s a bad idea.”
“Yeah seriously, Matt. Don’t do it.”
“You’ll only be hurt in the end.”
“What are you going to say when the baby starts aging and you don’t?”
“People are gonna notice, dude. And it won’t be pretty.”
“A father can not be the same age as his child.”
“It’s not like you can just abandon it when it gets too old; it’s not like some animal you can just release into the wild once your done with it.”
“But, I respect your decisions. It is your choice.”
“Yeah dude, and I’ll be an awesome uncle!”
“Just... Be careful.”
“Thank you, Arthur, Francis, Alfred. I’ll be fine. I know it.”
“So,” the cheery woman chirped, leading the youn
England x Reader ~An Everlasting Dance~Suddenly popped in my head!!!! XD ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
_____ ______. Arthur Kirkland's one and only loved one. She was the prettiest out of all. Arthur Kirkland or also known as the personification of England. ______ ______ is not a country, meaning she will only be here until her time finally comes.
They did what they can just before her time comes. And that time is, Death. Death, feared by all humans. _____ did not fear that, nor did she not like it. It scares her to die. She would make her one and only loved one depressed.
Before that time comes, they did everything together. The things they want to do. Like travelling other countries, hold hands while walking in the park. But, the thing that they want to do most is getting married.
Marriage. A couples dream! But, that's not the only thing they want. Its also a child. A child to hold and care. It may be hard, but its worth it just to make a happy family. _____ and Arthur has been dating for 4 years now
SwedenX drunk reader good singing Berwald was taking me to a bar. Yes, yes I am under aged, but after 11, they don't check IDs. So it was going to be so fun. Berwald go me passed the doors with out any questions.
We sat at the bar. I looked around...sorta empty sorta filled. Berwald taps my shoulder
"And for you miss" the bartender asks
"Ummm BEER please" I ask
"OkAY" he repeats my uneasy tone
~~~30 minutes later
I was starting to feel looser....calmer.
"AND then that bitch DELLTRESSE didn't like my post on instagram. And I was like hur mur gerd" i use many hand motions telling Ber Berry
He nods. Tim the bartender gives me another shot. I slam it down.
"Holy shit is that a kar-I-okeeeeeee machine over there" I ask Berwald
"Ja...why" he asks
I run up to it. I grab the mike.
"This is for my Ber Ber Berry" I tell the drunks
"TREASURE THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE....SO CALL ME MAYBE, I LOVE IT! YOU KNOW I'M NOT ONE TO BREEEEAK PROMISES.
Placing Bets Pirate!PrussiaxMale!Reader 3Pirate!Prussia x Male!Reader
“Oi Franny! I challenge you to a drinking match!”
“Get off me, you bastardo!”
“Hmm...I wonder if Matthieu is awake yet...wait, what? A match? What are we drinking?”
Loud shouts began to echo throughout the dining hall. Captain Antonio trying to hug Lovino, a failing, Captain Gilbert challenging Captain Francis to a drinking contest, and Captain Francis saying something about a kid named Matthew, and Ludwig....well he's reading...again...and you? Well, you were sitting next to the self-proclaimed awesome Prussian captain trying to figure out why in the seven Hells did your 'captain' give you a massive bowl of fruit to hold.
There was absolutely no reason.
He is just drunk, not that you were surprised.
The captains exchanged stories of their trips with a few inputs from Lovino and Ludwig. They told of the people they had met, visited and got to see again. Antonio told that Lovinos lit
One More Night - Introduction |Hetalia x Reader|Heat fills the moment, drops specks of fire on your skin, just hot enough to burn your flesh. And it feels great, as if thousand sparkling lightning bolts are running through your veins. Truly, this night is anything but silent. From the soft moans that leave your mouth to the broken remains of picture frames on the ground. Your body moves to the sounds of an old song that you can’t even remember anymore, because you felt the rhythm of it a million years ago. But that doesn’t matter. It’s a wonderful song with lyrics full of passion – and you are the lead singer, together with another voice, another person that shivers just as much as you do.
Right now he whispers the second verse in your ear, while you dance together with him in the glass shreds on the ground. You don’t care about the danger of it; this situation is full of danger as it is. Your boyfriend is gone and so is your voice of reason. Instead of waiting for him to return you purr like a kitten w
Happy FRIGGEN Birthday China "SUP BITCHES." Vietnam busted through the front door of China's house.
"Ohay Bitch. You're late." Hong Kong was sitting on top of a mexican, just chillin'.
"Shut duh fuck up. I brought PROSTITUTES." Suddenly, two fucking germans in sexy leather outfits walk through the door.
"YOU LIEK TO DANCE, JA?" Prussia pumped up the party music and thrusted his 5 meters at China so hard, Vietnam got an erection.
"AIYAH. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEE~" China got pregnant by looking at a picture of Greece.
"SPARKLE SPARKLE MEIN BITCHES AND HOES." Germany reached into his leather thong, then proceeded to throw handfuls of glitter at the Mexican that Hong Kong was sitting on.
"WHAT THA FACK IS GOING AWN?!" Taiwan frolicked down the stairs and threw an orphaned Italian child at Germany.
Teenage TaoismGiving birth is the closest I’d ever felt to dying.
Before that, my near death experiences had consisted only of my silent announcement of pregnancy—silent, being that my social media accounts were all deleted almost simultaneously and I never returned to school in the fall, saying without really saying that I had caught the malicious disease of “teenage pregnancy”. I’m sure the whisper spread in the hallways like the Bubonic Plague. That September, sitting at home on what would have been the first day of my senior year, I imagined friends I’d never talk to again saying “she was only seventeen, and so full of life!” at my absence in the cafeteria tables, as if they were attending my funeral instead of talking about me behind my back.
"Full of life," I had snorted then, folding a never ending stream of what had once been my own baby clothes. "Literally."
I walked around like a zombie for the months of my pregnancy, deciding t
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