"O Romano, Romano! Wherefore art thou Romano?
Deny thy Grandfather and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be Spain."
This popped into my head and I was like "I must write this down!" So yeah...
Hetalia - Wipeout: Introduction
America was eating a McDonalds hamburger while surfing the channels for something to watch. He found all his American shows were starting to get old and boring and he wanted something funny to watch, something he could laugh at. "I wonder if I can make a new TV show that is super funny and awesome!"
America finished his burger and went to the one place that held all answers for his questions. "To the internet!" America sat himself down in his chair and began looking around the internet at funny stuff he thought people would like to watch. His research brought him to Wimp.com and a video of a show from Japan. "Huh, this looks kind of cool."
The six minute video was of various contestants trying to get across an obstacle course while doing everything they could to not fall to the ground. "Hahaha! That guy looked so stupid, hahaha! Face full of flour!"
After America finished watching some of Japan's game shows, he got an idea. "Okay, I know what my new TV show will be about!"
I wanted to do a meme~~~~Taken from: :iconchai-turtle:
Pick 12 characters from a fandom and number them one to twelve, then answer these cracktastic questions...
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Actually, no, I have never read a FrancexGermany fanfic. It does sound interesting, though :iconheplz:
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yes... yes, Prussia is hot. How do I label his hotness? Um... Awesome...?
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
*wow, a straight pairing* I don't know. Italy and Sey sound like they'd make a cute couple. And the kid would probably be really cute and sweet, since both Italy and Sey are just so kind
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
I read this really cute one about Lichtenste
Francis Antonio GilbertFrancis
"Hey guys, you know what would be awesome?"
"What?" France and Spain asked simultaneously.
"If we took the first letter of our names, and made a word. An awesome word."
"¡cierto" Spain smiles.
"Let me get some paper. attendez une seconde." Francis leaves to go get some paper.
"Which names are we using?" Antonio asks.
"Our real names. Duh."
France comes back with a sheet of paper. He sets it on the coffee table, along with a pen.
"I'm writing, since I'm the awesomest." Prussia says with a smirk. They all laugh. Gilbert wrote down an F,an A and a G. They all stare at the page. They continue staring and blush.
"FAG?" They all say at once. Gilbert then cracks up.
"What's so funny about that?!" France yells.
"It can also stand for Fucking Awesome Gilbert! KESESESE" Spain rolls his eyes. Prussia continues laughing.
"What now?! What is so damn funny?" France asks.
"Well it's kind of true. you're a rapist, I'm a little perverted (but still awesome) and Spain over h
Hetalia Poems 3Hetalia Poems 3
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My boobs hurt my back
I don't know what to do!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This is my broom
And it's for you!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I miss you Holy Rome
please come back soon
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love the push-broom
That i got from you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sorry for the chasing
It's only because i love you
EnglandxReader ~ Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines...
Arthur watched as you scribbled notes onto your yellow sheet of paper. He sighed dreamily as his eyes trailed down your long locks of (h/c) hair that hid your gorgeous face. Your right leg was crossed over your left one, completely unaware of the Brit who was admiring you from the back of the classroom.
Your teacher's words were just a bunch of blah blah blah's to his ears, because all of his attention right now was focused on you. Arthur has had the biggest crush on you since 4th grade, although you never seemed to have noticed. You guys weren't close friends but you weren't strangers to one another either. You'd occasionally greet him in the morning before class and he'd always greet you back, happy that his crush knows of his existence.
As the young blond quickly realized that he had been staring at your form instead of focusing on the class that was currently going on, he shook the daydreams away from his head and brought his attention back to his own blank sheet of paper. H
HetaOni Getting Out Alive PrussiaXReader PrologueHetaOni: Getting Out Alive PrussiaXReader
You hold Prussia’s lifeless body tight in your arms as your tears fall on to his face. Moments ago he had just sacrificed his life to protect you from that thing. He promised you he would be with you till the very end. He meant everything to you and now he was gone.
You and Italy were the last ones alive, as it was in almost every other time loop. You lay Prussia’s body down gently. You were sick of watching your friends die time and time again. With you being unable to save them each time.
“I can’t do this anymore, Italy.” You say as tears still continue to fall from you face.
“But (y/n) we said we would get everyone out alive.” Italy says, his voice sounding sad and tired but yet firm. You and Italy had been friends for as long as you could remember. You, him and Romano had always had a brother-sister like relationship. This was actually one of the rare times you had seen the Italian nation s
Hetalia/HetaOni - What I Desire Most (1)
"A deserted house in a mountain, about three hours on foot from the world summit place,
No one knows how long it has been there or who used to live in it.
Rumours had it that it was haunted"
"You cannot easily set foot into that 'mysterious mansion' in your town.
Because if you anger its former occupant, you will not get away lightly...
Especially when there is no one there..."
Never enter the mansion.
Several time loops later...
Darkness. All he could see was darkness – and he hated it.
The sounds of the others sleeping and breathing was the only thing that kept him calm. He tried to reach out into the unknown, to sense if something unwelcome was lurking about but he received nothing. Thank God.
Sitting up in his bed, he ran his hands over his face and then put them in front of his eyes. He still only saw darkness: no outline; no shape; not even blurriness around the edge
Hetalia/HetaOni - What I Desire Most (4)
Keeping a tight hold of his furry friend, Matthew eyed the door that Ivan and Yao had just left through in curiosity. Odd of them to leave at a time like this, he wondered, turning back to the scene in front of him.
'Arthur? Arthur! Can you hear me, Arthur?'
'Of course he cannot hear you! He's unconscious, America!'
'Shut it, France.'
Francis huffed in annoyance, his hands on his hips and he sent Matthew a look saying can you fix this?
Matthew held back his own sigh of irritation: of course he had to be the one to put his obnoxious brother in order. It usually was and he was rather sick of it; Alfred never listened to what he had to say and he went about on his own way, ignoring Matthew's advice. But he is your brother and right now he needs you, he told himself harshly. Whether or not he is going to take heed to your warnings is entirely up to him.
'America?' he began, giving his brother a one-armed hug. Alfred looked up, startled at the sudden gesture, his
England x Reader: Zombies P1England x Reader P1
"When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."
–George A. Romero
~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~
My name is Arthur Kirkland. I don't know how this all started but somehow I was able to survive while all my friends and family fell into the clutches of the man-eating monsters and virus. I was just a normal high school badass, all the girls would fawn over me while the boys would drown in their jealousy and somehow this outbreak started and ruining everything now here I am walking around with a loaded gun with two girls younger than me. One girl that reaches up to my shoulders, she has (h/l)(h/c) hair and fierce (e/c) eyes, she was 15 years old and the other girl with brown hair tied into two messy pigtails she was 6 years old. It's been 2 months since the virus outbreak started and I met (Your Name) and Michelle, but I'm getting way too ahead
The Perfect One (CanadaxReader)The Perfect One
Request for dramaprincess2898
“Matthew, it’s a bad idea.”
“Yeah seriously, Matt. Don’t do it.”
“You’ll only be hurt in the end.”
“What are you going to say when the baby starts aging and you don’t?”
“People are gonna notice, dude. And it won’t be pretty.”
“A father can not be the same age as his child.”
“It’s not like you can just abandon it when it gets too old; it’s not like some animal you can just release into the wild once your done with it.”
“But, I respect your decisions. It is your choice.”
“Yeah dude, and I’ll be an awesome uncle!”
“Just... Be careful.”
“Thank you, Arthur, Francis, Alfred. I’ll be fine. I know it.”
“So,” the cheery woman chirped, leading the youn
The Dark Princess (Prologue)PROLOGUE
(Name) stood quietly among her team.
"We have one option my knights. You know what sacrifice we must make" (Name) said.
"Lady (Name) please don't do this. We can't lose you." James said.
"James, it's the only way. It is our job to keep Aserith away from the gems! It is our job to keep Midguard safe. You know that." She replied.
"What will will tell the others though? What will they think when they hear that the princess is gone and no one will rule Wamserin?" Rachel said.
"You don't. You tell no one that I am gone. Let the royal advisor continue his work, he is a good man."
"If they do not know…then we cannot return." Michael said.
"I know. If you are willing I wish you to stay here. Just in case of Aserith's escape. I know I'm asking great of you…"
"I will stay" Sam said, she held her hand to her heart.
"As will I" James said, doing the same.
"We will" Rachel and Michael said in unison.
"Thank you my friends." (Name) said. "Now let's stop Aserith." She added. Th
England x Reader ~An Everlasting Dance~Suddenly popped in my head!!!! XD ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
_____ ______. Arthur Kirkland's one and only loved one. She was the prettiest out of all. Arthur Kirkland or also known as the personification of England. ______ ______ is not a country, meaning she will only be here until her time finally comes.
They did what they can just before her time comes. And that time is, Death. Death, feared by all humans. _____ did not fear that, nor did she not like it. It scares her to die. She would make her one and only loved one depressed.
Before that time comes, they did everything together. The things they want to do. Like travelling other countries, hold hands while walking in the park. But, the thing that they want to do most is getting married.
Marriage. A couples dream! But, that's not the only thing they want. Its also a child. A child to hold and care. It may be hard, but its worth it just to make a happy family. _____ and Arthur has been dating for 4 years now
Liechtenstein x Male!reader- I'll help!Today was the young fourteen year old girl's first day of high school. She was very scared though. She was homeschooled all her life and today was also going to be her first day of public school. She had no idea what it was like. Her big brother usually taught her and kept her safe from the outside world. Since he wasn't going to be their, she was very uneasy. She decided to try her best on her own though. She wanted him to be proud of her and see how much she's grown. She might've been scared but she was as ready as she'd ever be.
As she sat in the car, outside of the school with her brother, she just looked at the building through the window as he was prepping her with rules. "You shouldn't trust anybody there so if you have any kind of problems you just call me, alright? Especially not any boys!" She looked up to him then nodded. He sighed heavily then hugged her. "Be careful Lili"
"I will big brother. I promise. I'll be fine" After he lets go, she smiles to reassure him before
SwedenX drunk reader good singing Berwald was taking me to a bar. Yes, yes I am under aged, but after 11, they don't check IDs. So it was going to be so fun. Berwald go me passed the doors with out any questions.
We sat at the bar. I looked around...sorta empty sorta filled. Berwald taps my shoulder
"And for you miss" the bartender asks
"Ummm BEER please" I ask
"OkAY" he repeats my uneasy tone
~~~30 minutes later
I was starting to feel looser....calmer.
"AND then that bitch DELLTRESSE didn't like my post on instagram. And I was like hur mur gerd" i use many hand motions telling Ber Berry
He nods. Tim the bartender gives me another shot. I slam it down.
"Holy shit is that a kar-I-okeeeeeee machine over there" I ask Berwald
"Ja...why" he asks
I run up to it. I grab the mike.
"This is for my Ber Ber Berry" I tell the drunks
"TREASURE THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE....SO CALL ME MAYBE, I LOVE IT! YOU KNOW I'M NOT ONE TO BREEEEAK PROMISES.
SwedenXchild Reader makeoverSwedenXchild Reader makeover
"DAMN IT BER BERRY, STOP TWITCHING YOUR EYE LIDS" I yelled
"Children shouldn't swear" he says
"Models shouldn't twitch their eye lids while I'm putting eye shadow on them" I growl
I already did Tino's face. I made him a princess. Berwald is going to be a mermaid. Emil sat in the chair afraid...because he was next. Mathias said I could have a tea party with his friends...but you have to look pretty for that.
I mixed the navy and the seaweed green together making scales.
"Hey, Y/n, am I gonna be a king" Mathias asks
"No, your going to be the maid"
Lukas has a little smile on his face. Tino laughs along with Emil. I make a scale on Berwald's cheek
"Why is there going to be make up on my cheek" he asks
"Because your a mermaid"
"More like lizard"Mathias says
oh no. I wanted Berwald to be a mermaid. Now he's a slimy lizard. I sniffle. My face gets heated and a lump form in my throat. Tears started corning my eyes
"Great one, now you made her cry stupid
One More Night - Introduction |Hetalia x Reader|Heat fills the moment, drops specks of fire on your skin, just hot enough to burn your flesh. And it feels great, as if thousand sparkling lightning bolts are running through your veins. Truly, this night is anything but silent. From the soft moans that leave your mouth to the broken remains of picture frames on the ground. Your body moves to the sounds of an old song that you can’t even remember anymore, because you felt the rhythm of it a million years ago. But that doesn’t matter. It’s a wonderful song with lyrics full of passion – and you are the lead singer, together with another voice, another person that shivers just as much as you do.
Right now he whispers the second verse in your ear, while you dance together with him in the glass shreds on the ground. You don’t care about the danger of it; this situation is full of danger as it is. Your boyfriend is gone and so is your voice of reason. Instead of waiting for him to return you purr like a kitten w
Where Leaving Takes Us [Finland x Reader]Where Leaving Takes Us
Finland x Reader (InuYasha crossover)
You glanced nervously at the clock, '7:55 PM' . You still had an hour and five minutes until Tino came home. That means you had an almost two hours to get the hell out of there.
Tonight was you're last chance. The only night where everybody was out of the house. Tino was working late with Berwald, Emil and Lukas had left to visit some distant family, and Mathias was out drinking with his obnoxious ass friends, Gilbert and Alfred.
The essentials were packed in a small knapsack, you were ready to run.
Well, almost. There was just one thing left to do. Scrambling anxiously to the nice, mahogany writing desk in yours and Tino's shared room, you rummaged through the drawers until you found a spare sheet of paper, then pulling a fountain pen from the small cup resting on the corner of the desk, you scrawled out in hasty, chicken scratch 'I'm saying goodbye- and it feels so good'..
Not bothering to p
Snapped! Canada X Reader - Animal I Have Become~I can’t escape this hell; so many times I’ve tried. But I’m still caged inside. Somebody get me through this nightmare; I can’t control myself~
“Kiss me, mon chéri,” France whispered seductively in your ear.
You shot him the most disgusted look you could possibly manage. France merely chuckled and took your face in his hand.
“Please? You look so lovely tonight, (Name). I just want to express my love,” he said, with a look that could melt any girl’s heart. Any girl except you. You scrambled away from the French man hastily, awkwardly bumping into Hungary in the process.
“Ugh, you’re such a party-pooper, (Name)!” America whined, “It’s just part of the game!” You rolled your eyes.
“This is stupid. Spin-the-bottle is just a dumb game that horny teenage boys play in an attempt to get into a girl’s pants.”
“Who said it was limited to just teenagers?” you overheard P
Be True [Male!Reader x Link] IVLink couldn’t sleep. Whenever he closed his eyes, the recurring memories of bleeding, desperation, and fear replayed in his head countless times and chased away sleep. So many had died in order for him to prevail and be claimed a hero, when really, those who had helped him and lost their lives should have been called heroes. Link… He was just a kid who stumbled into this mess and was forced to go through with it in order to save Hyrule. What made the burden worse was he was apparently the only one who could save Hyrule; if he died, the land he loved so dearly would certainly perish under the dark lord’s rule.
“Why,” Link wondered aloud, barely above a whisper, “Why did it have to be me…” Because, let’s face it, no man can fight such a war without bearing scars of mind and body; no one would want such cruel badges of honor.
”Zelda, please… Please don’t make me go back in time again… I can’t
(EnglandxReader) ~Fairy Tale~(EnglandxReader)
In which Hansel and Gretel meet the Big Bad Wolf and get chased by a chicken.
It was bright. Way too bright to be only five in the morning. And why was your alarm still beeping? Reaching out, you groped blindly along your dresser, until you found the source of the beeping, smacking it smartly on the top. Instead of going silent it let out an indigent squawk, nipping your fingers.
"Turn the bloody alarm off already."
If the fact that your alarm had just attacked you wasn't strange enough, then the fact that there was a male in your room added to your sudden surge of panic.
Sitting up, you stared, wide eyed, as the scene around you sunk in.
You were not in your bedroom. You weren't even in a house. Tall, grey trees surrounded you, branches broken and charred. Here and there, crows dotted the branches, their ebony eyes gleaming in the bright light.
The sky matched the trees, a depressing shade of grey,