"O Romano, Romano! Wherefore art thou Romano?
Deny thy Grandfather and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be Spain."
This popped into my head and I was like "I must write this down!" So yeah...
Hetalia - Wipeout: The Dizzy Dummy
The competing countries all followed Jill Wagner to the next course. "This should be a fun course, right America?" Jill asked. "Yep! It'll be really cool! I just hope no one had too much to eat at lunch!"
~~~With the Hosts~~~
"Welcome back to Wipeout. We have our six competing countries who are ready for the next round" John Anderson said.
"That's right John. Want to tell us about the course?" John Henson asked.
"Sure. Contestants will be running the course we all like to call, the Dizzy Dummy. They will be first strapped into the Dizzy Dummy and spun around until they are nice and... dizzy. Then they'll go down the Tippy Table course until one person makes it to the other side and move on. The other five losers will get back on the Dizzy Dummy and do the Hopping Blocks course. When that's done, the losers will spin again until we have our four winners."
~~~One the course~~~
"America, is it necessary to do this?" Germany asked as he strapped himself in.
"Of course it is!
Hetalia - Wipeout: Part 24 - Norway
"So John, this is our last competitor for the Qualifier right?" Henson asked his co-host. "Indeed it is. Let's go meet him now. Jill, so who is it that will be running the course?"
Down on the field, Jill Wagner was a bit nervous standing next to the silent Norwegian, after previously seeing him choke Denmark. "Norway, what is your relation with Denmark?" Jill asked.
Norway crossed his arms and said, "He and I are part of the Nordic five. Five countries of Northern Europe." Jill nodded to show she understood, and then smiled. "So you guys must all be pretty close then, like brothers?"
"I don't consider Denmark my brother... But, Iceland is my little brother, though he doesn't like to admit it very often." Jill pulled the microphone back and said, "Well, I guess it's time you get ready to start. Make your brother proud!" Jill waved as Norway made his way over to the starting platform.
"This guy is kind of... boring" Henson commented. "Boring, but interesting" Anderson added. "I suppose
Hetalia - Wipeout: Part 22 - Poland
Next was Poland, and Jill was a bit nervous while talking to him... her... umm...
"Poland, so, are you going to try your best to get that mystery prize?" Jill asked, looking over the outfit Poland had decided to wear today. It seemed he was perfectly fine wearing a white sweater with long sleeves, and a shot, plaid skirt. "Yeah, like, I totally want this big mystery prize. It might be something totally cool, ya know?" Jill smiled and nodded. "Alright then, are you ready to start?" Poland nodded and waved at the camera before walking to the starting platform.
"Poland has an interesting outfit" Anderson pointed out. "John, get with it. It's like, so popular over there right now" Henson said, placing his hand on his hip. "...Okay then."
The signal went off and Poland ran down the ramp, slipping at the bottom and crashing into the side of the floating platform.
Quickly making a recovery, Poland was up and running to the Topple Towers. "Like, I can totally get past this lame obstacle" Polan
Hetalia - Wipeout: Part 6 - Germany
"Germany, who looks just itching with excitement to get going!" The camera went down to Germany who stood next to Jill Wagner with a blank, but stern look on his face. "Uh, so do you have a strategy for getting across this course?" Jill asked, holding the microphone up to Germany's face.
"Ja, I am very strong, mentally and physically, since I train everyday. I should be able to get by this using my head and my strength" Germany crossed his arms and smiled as Jill took in his muscles. "It also helps to have a glass of beer after a good training, but one glass before wouldn't hurt."
Just then, a one of the men from the crew ran over and handed Germany a tall glass of German beer, and also gave one to Jill. She took a sip and coughed. "Oh, this is pretty strong."
Germany took one last gulp and the beer was gone from his glass. He happily took the alcohol from Jill and drank that down as well. "Okay then Germany, ready to start?"
Germany gave the empty glasses back to the crewman and nodde
Hetalia - Wipeout: Part 15 - Switzerland
After he walked Liechtenstein back to the preparation room, it was Switzerland's turn on the course.
"Switzerland, are you at all worried about the current times of the other countries?" Jill Wagner asked the strict-looking Swiss. "I think I will do okay" he said, looking at what he would have to be running. "Okay then, better get going then." Switzerland nodded and walked to the starting platform.
The signal went off and Switzerland ran quickly down the ramp and over the floating platforms, making very good time. He dashed over the Topple Towers like nothing and made his way over to the Sucker Punch wall. "Wow John, this guy is just smoking through the course!" Henson said to Anderson in an excited tone. "Yes, but let's not get our hopes up yet, he still has three more obstacles to get past."
Switzerland grabbed the wall and began making his way across the thin platform while trying to dodge the boxing gloves, but not even halfway across one glove shot out and smacked into his arm. He
Hetalia - Wipeout: Part 8 - Japan
"We have Japan up to play now" Henson said. "You know, I heard Wipeout was actually based off of a game show from Japan."
Everyone watching in the preparation room turned to America and asked him exactly where the idea came from. "Wipeout it not only based off of Japan's game show, it is also from another one of my awesome American shows!" America protested.
Japan stood with Jill Wagner and spoke about his strategy. "I will likely use quick thinking and use secret Japanese arts to get the best time." Jill nodded and asked, "Do you think it will be pretty easy?" Japan thought for a second and said, "If China can make it, I'm sure it will be no problem."
China was watching in the preparation room, and huffed at Japan's little comment. "He is so rude aru!"
Japan got up on the starting platform and took a second to calm down. "I wonder what cool moves he's gonna bring out? Some awesome jumping and running and stuff?" Henson asked, watching as the Japanese man started when the signal went o
Hetalia - Wipeout: Part 5 - Russia
Next to go was Russia. "Russia, he looks like a big, friendly guy" John Henson said. John Anderson nodded as the two looked at the big Russian through the TV screen who was talking with Jill Wagner on the field.
"Russia, do you think you get past this course?" Jill asked. Russia smiled and looked at the camera. "I plan on winning this, and I think when I win, everyone will become one with Mother Russia." Suddenly an odd purple aura surrounded Russia as he made a creepy little smile.
"Still think he looks friendly John?" Anderson asked Henson, who was looking a bit scared now.
Russia got up on the platform and got ready to run. Just then, he heard something behind him. When he turned around, there was Belarus climbing up the steps, holding a knife. Since she wasn't in the camera shot, no one but Russia could see her. "Big brother, let's become one!"
The signal went off just as Russia went screaming down the ramp and over the floating platforms. "Go away, go away, go away!" he shouted, j
Hetalia - Wipeout: Part 7 - Italy, Veneziano
After a quick break, allowing John Henson to clear his head a bit, they continued with the show. "Now we have Italy, Veneziano. Let's go down to Jill and meet this Italian."
The shot showed Jill Wagner and Italy standing next to each other. "Italy, think you can beat Russia's time?"
Italy smiled and shrugged. "I don't know, but if I do, then I'm going to have a big plate of pasta!" Jill laughed and asked, "And if you don't beat his time?"
"I'll have a big plate of pasta!"
Back in the viewing room, Henson was wondering something. "Hey John, how can he see with his eyes closed like that?" Anderson shrugged and watched as Italy made his way up to the platform and got ready to start.
The signal went off, making Italy jump a bit out of shock, and then start running down the ramp. Unfortunately his foot caught onto the side of the floating platform and he fell. "Seriously, that isn't suppose to be an obstacle!" Henson said, watching as Italy struggled to get up. Just then, Germany came aroun
Hetalia - Wipeout: Part 20 - Belarus
The next player was the second girl to appear. "Hey, she looked familiar" John Henson said. "This is her first appearance on Wipeout. How does she look familiar?" John Anderson asked. "I don't know, she just looks familiar."
On the field, Jill Wagner interviewed the woman. "So, Belarus, are you going to show us that women can be good at this game too?" Belarus gave an annoyed glare into the camera and said, "I don't care, I'm just doing this because my Russia did this. And I think that I can get closer to Russia if I get into the next round." Belarus' eyes sparkled a bit when she said Russia's name, and she also gave everyone around her a chill down their spine.
"Alright Belarus, I guess you should go get up on the starting platform" Jill said with bit of a shake in her voice. Belarus nodded and left to get started.
The signal went off and Belarus ran down the ramp and over the floating platforms. She began crossing the Topple Towers, but fell on the third one. She didn't sc
HetaOni (With Reader)A mochi bounced down the hall as fast as its round, fat body could allow. It saw the door, just to its left. Complete and utter delight filled its being. All it could do was keep hopping to its only opening for freedom. The mochi turns around quickly, panting in terror, but it sees nothing. It made a sharp turn and jumped at the doorknob, grabbing it with its mouth. In an instant joy faded and terror flooded into its place like the walls of a dam breaking. When it turned the knob, the door wouldn't open. Panic level rising to its highest, the mochi rattled the knob again. There were tears welling up in its eyes. It had come so far already and now this was the end. It knew it wouldn't escape, but that did not mean it was not going to try and run. The mochi tried the knob again. It was stubbornly locked from the outside. It freezes and glances around for a moment, but again, nothing comes at it.
The mochi was backed into a wall and a solidly locked door. As it backs away from
HetaOni: The Escape, Chapter 2"W-what?! But, w-why would Russia do such a thing ?" France looked shocked.
"Actually, I heard Russia talking on the phone a few days ago. He said some very scary things." Canada said quietly.
"Me too," Italy admitted.
"Does anyone have bandages?! We have to stop China's bleeding!" Prussia barked.
"Tear this white flag." Italy handed him a piece of cloth. Prussia promptly began tearing it into strips, wrapping them tightly around China's bleeding head. The bandages were soaked through in a matter of seconds.
"Shit! The wound is worse than I thought. Russia sure didn't go easy on him." Germany grunted.
"Wait. I don't think we should blame Russia so quickly. Yes, it looks like it was Russia's pipe that dealt the blow, but it could have easily been the Thing. Perhaps it knocked out Russia, acquired the pipe, and attacked China with it?" Japan suggested.
"It also kind of looks like China was attacked while climbing down the ladder. He's
After Midnight ch. 1 ~ England x ReaderEngland knew there was something about you that separated you from the rest of the world, something that made you unique and in a strange way, a bit mysterious at times. You kept to yourself most of the time and hardly uttered a word unless it was absolutely necessary, and you tended to spend time alone than with others. To him, it made you that much more interesting, in a way-- it sort of made him feel like Sherlock Holmes trying to solve a new mystery.
As he sat across the conference table ignoring the other countries constant bickering, he watched you intently with awe. As you sat at your end of the conference table, you sat in silence while staring out a small window to the left of you, watching as a pair of humming birds flew across the yard, darting over to a small rose bush.
The strange feeling of being watch washed over you and made you feel uncomfortable, causing you to squirm slightly at the feeling. Curious as to who was staring at you, you turned you neck and looked over th
2012 AmericaXReaderAh, America. The land of the free. The land of the brave. The land of obnoxious, hamburger loving dubasses. The land of said dumbasses currently telling Sealand a load of bullshit.
"It's true, bro! I DID survive 2012!"
You rolled your eyes, placing your hands on your hips, snorting. What a complete and utter mess. The ONE day you visited Arthur Kirkland's painfully neat and tidy house, you just had to trip and fall while holding his godamn favorite teacup, breaking it. Thus, the incredibly pissed off Brit, after screaming himself hoarse, decided that you deserved to watch Sealand over the weekend so he could enjoy his tea party with his "magical" friends in peace.
You decided not to question his sanity and accept, forgeting that you owed a favor to, not only Arthur, but Alfred as well. Taking a bet with the American to see who could eat the most burgers in under a minute hasn't been your smartest move. So, not only did you have to baby sit Sealand, but you had to do it while spen
Hetalia Reader Insert-Hunger Games (Ch. 4)
Silence enveloped the train as we were carried farther and farther away from District 12. Away from my friends, my family. Effie Trinket sat across from me and Peter, smiling happily at us as though we had won something-- which, by her standards, we had. Being picked as a tribute for the Hunger Games was considered a great honor among the wealthier classes; in other words, those who never had to compete.
We had been on the train for about half an hour just sitting there staring at each other in silence when Effie stood up from her seat. “I’m going to find Haymitch,” she said and turned around to leave the room, leaving me and Peter alone.
It was quiet, the only noise being the incessant whooshing sound made by the train rolling quickly down the tracks. My hand found its way to the iron cross necklace around my neck, cradling it gently as I remembered the last time I saw Ludwig. His eyes showed pain, lots of it. I didn’t blame him; I would have felt the same way
Ti Amo Bella Ch.8 (Final) RomanoXReaderWhen we arrived at the hospital, they took Lovino in immediately, to treat his wounds. One of the nurses takes me into one of the rooms to get stitches on my stab wound. Luckily, they didn’t question us at all. The nurse finally dresses my wound, and wraps it in clean bandages. She hands me a couple painkillers and some eyes for my black eye. Antonio comes in with a clean change of clothes for me. He hands me a pair of black jeans, and a (f/c) long sleeve shirt. I hide behind the curtain and carefully put my shirt on, so I don’t open up the wounds.
“Any news on Lovino?” I ask, coming out. Antonio shook his head no.
“They’re still operating on him.” Antonio replies. “From what I was told, the bullet missed his heart and other vital organs.”
“I see…” I looked to the floor, hoping that Lovino will pull through. Antonio smiles and puts his hand on my shoulder.
“Don’t worry chica. Lovino is str
PlaguedAuthors note: ~ = The Girls speaking.
Damn it Arthur cursed as the stairs below him spun. Taking a deep breath he gripped the handrail harder in his sweaty grasp. One step at a time, don't rush and he wouldn't fall. That was the theory anyway. Arthur silently kicked himself for having so many steps, at this rate he'd forget what he was going downstairs for. Wait...What was he going downstairs for? He froze on the step, swaying as his muddled mind struggled to remember. Sadly, his luck just wasn't with him today.
Great, just great.
Should he even bother going down now? What was the point? Shakily, he turned on the step to head back to his room.
His had tightened on the handrail in frustration. You've got to be kidding me.
"All right, all right" Making his way carefully back down he wobbled over to the door.
"I said all right!" Arthur snapped, swinging the door open "You don't need to-"
"Mon ami!" Arthur was cut off by a tremendous hug "Long time, n
HetaliaxReader - Meeting Them (Ch. 27)
Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Only Rose
“Alright, so what is this ‘special meal’ you’ve been talking about?” said _____ as she sat down at the dining table.
Francis smiled, placing a large covered platter on the table. “One moment, si’l vous plaît,” he replied. “When everyone is seated.”
She scanned the room; Yao was already sitting down, and Alfred was just taking a seat. Arthur grumpily walked into the kitchen and sat down, apparently still irritated about what happened that afternoon. But there was someone missing.
“Mm?” Francis looked up and searched the room, then stuck his head into the hallway and looked there. “I don’t know, ma chère,” he said as he came back to the dining table.
A thought popped into _____’s mind. “I think I know.” She stood up and headed out the back door. She turned her head to look at the recently planted sunflower garden
HetaliaxReader - Meeting Them (Ch. 26)
Chapter Twenty-Six: Wanted
A light cerulean blue colored the sky the next morning and brightened as _____ awoke, shining through the pastel curtains on the window in her room. She climbed out of bed, hurrying to get dressed when she realized it was almost noon. She scrambled out of her room, still buttoning up her pants, and headed downstairs to the kitchen. There she saw Francis at the stove making brunch and a certain Englishman tied down to one of the chairs at the dining table.
_____ raised an eyebrow, smirking. “Again? Really, Arthur?”
Arthur groaned in irritation, rolling his eyes for effect.
“Arthur.” Her voice was low and serious as she leaned down so they were face-to-face. “Listen to me. Stop trying. You can’t cook.”
He didn’t answer her; he only grunted and looked away, pouting. He squirmed a bit in his restraints, a signal _____ saw as a request to be let loose. She smirked and stepped behind him, grabbing hold of the k
HetaliaxReader - Meeting Them (Ch. 20)
Chapter Twenty: Problems
“So, Matthew,” said _____ as she stepped beside Matthew, who was preparing dinner in the kitchen. “Why are you in a house with girls? I thought Alfie said that they never put different genders in the same dorms.”
“They don’t,” he replied. “They just forgot to put me into a house until it was too late.”
“Ouch.” She shrugged and began mixing a bowl of ingredients after receiving Matthew’s okay. “Well, that’s happened to me a few times, too.”
“Yes, but with me, it happens all the time.”
“Really? You gotta be exaggerating at least a little.”
“No,” he sighed. “Everyone forgets about me. No matter how hard I try to stand out, I always fall short.”
_____ stopped mixing and stared at Matthew, taking in his saddened features. “Now who could overlook a face like this?” She lifted his chin with her index finger. She saw a sm
HetaOni Getting Out Alive PrussiaXReader PrologueHetaOni: Getting Out Alive PrussiaXReader
You hold Prussia’s lifeless body tight in your arms as your tears fall on to his face. Moments ago he had just sacrificed his life to protect you from that thing. He promised you he would be with you till the very end. He meant everything to you and now he was gone.
You and Italy were the last ones alive, as it was in almost every other time loop. You lay Prussia’s body down gently. You were sick of watching your friends die time and time again. With you being unable to save them each time.
“I can’t do this anymore, Italy.” You say as tears still continue to fall from you face.
“But (y/n) we said we would get everyone out alive.” Italy says, his voice sounding sad and tired but yet firm. You and Italy had been friends for as long as you could remember. You, him and Romano had always had a brother-sister like relationship. This was actually one of the rare times you had seen the Italian nation s
Hetaoni Ch 1: Realization PrussiaxReaderCurrent Time Loop:
"It's really here..." You stared at the mansion in awe.
"Okay dudes, let's go in!" America began to pull you towards the door.
"Calm down you, wanker! You are going to _____'s arm out of socket!" England turned to you. "Are you okay, Poppet?"
"I'm fine, and don't call me that!" England has called you "Poppet" for all of you life. You thought it was cute when you were little, but now it was annoying.
"_____, if you get scared, you are always welcome to hold me close." France pulled you in for a hug, but you kicked him in a place where the the sun dosen't shine.He dropped to the ground. America and England began laughing.
You heard a small, quiet giggle. You twirled around and saw a young man holding a stuffed polar bear.
"Damnit Canada! I thought you were coming with Russia, Japan, and China?"
"They left without me..." You felt sorry for Canada. You were one of a few people who noticed him.