Hetalia - Wipeout: Part 5 - Russia

Next to go was Russia. "Russia, he looks like a big, friendly guy" John Henson said. John Anderson nodded as the two looked at the big Russian through the TV screen who was talking with Jill Wagner on the field.

"Russia, do you think you get past this course?" Jill asked. Russia smiled and looked at the camera. "I plan on winning this, and I think when I win, everyone will become one with Mother Russia." Suddenly an odd purple aura surrounded Russia as he made a creepy little smile.

"Still think he looks friendly John?" Anderson asked Henson, who was looking a bit scared now.

Russia got up on the platform and got ready to run. Just then, he heard something behind him. When he turned around, there was Belarus climbing up the steps, holding a knife. Since she wasn't in the camera shot, no one but Russia could see her. "Big brother, let's become one!"

The signal went off just as Russia went screaming down the ramp and over the floating platforms. "Go away, go away, go away!" he shouted, jumping across the Topple Towers. He made it across and to the other side, still running and not looking back. "Look at him go! He's pretty fast!" Anderson said. "I know, I wonder what the secret to his speed is?"

Russia was hurrying across the platform on the Sucker Punch, missing all the gloves. Suddenly a boxer glove hit his arm and he let go, but instead he used his other hand and grabbed that glove, preventing it from going back into the wall. "I'm trying to get across, so please stop hitting me." He pulled back and the glove ripped out of the wall. He then threw it into the mud and continued on to the Big Balls.

He looked over the obstacle and then heard someone again. His sister had made her way to the side of the pool of water, and was watching closely as Russia waited to make his move. Russia didn't take enough time to think over his plan since his sister was scaring him, so he lost his balance on the first ball and fell on the second ball, only to splash into the water.

When Russia looked over to where he saw Belarus, he was shocked to see her swimming towards him. "Marry me, marry me, marry me!"

Russia swam as fast as he could away from the woman, making it to the Cookie Cutter in a short amount of time. "Go away!" He shouted at his sister who kept herself hidden in the water.

No one noticed Belarus, so they just assumed Russia was doing an act. "Russia's a pretty good actor!" America said, watching from the preparation room.

He calmed down and grabbed the rope, first making sure Belarus wasn't around anywhere. "Okay, I think I'm safe now."

Russia took the jump while shouting, "Vodka!" and swung across the water. He crashed into the cutout man and landed on his stomach on the other side. When he stood up, he saw Jill was waiting at the shore, so Russia jumped in the water and swam over to her.

"Your time was one minute and thirty seconds!" Jill said excitedly. Russia smiled and asked, "So, will you become one with Mother Russia now?" Jill made a nervous laugh and shook her head. "Oh well, once I win you all won't have a choice." And with that, Russia walked off to clean himself up.

Back in the viewing room, Henson was trying to convince Anderson that something was in the water. "I swear I saw something swimming in there!" Anderson waved him away and began talking to the camera. "So, our new best time holder is Russia, with one minute and thirty seconds. It's gonna be hard now, since we only have twelve spots for the next round."

Henson cleared his throat and agreed. "Yes, but you never know what these countries have up their sleeves. After we fix the Sucker Punch wall, our next contestant will be..."